its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she pinky promised me she was 18
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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