I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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