It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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