Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My bed smells like the plague
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
