dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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