i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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