we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
And then he peed in my hair
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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