BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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