We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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