I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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