Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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