Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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