the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Still dying that you shit outside
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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