Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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