i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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