if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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