does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
