im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
