This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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