...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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