I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
