When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
