If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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