The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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