i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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