I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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