you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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