im drinking this country out of the recession.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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