Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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