i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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