she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
whose ass print is on the piano?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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