Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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