I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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