I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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