is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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