Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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