I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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