Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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