So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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