Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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