I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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