Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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