butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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