I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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