He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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