so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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