I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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