he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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