Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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