this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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