We're like a lot better than the average bears
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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