So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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