Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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